Intentionality

I received the following question this morning:

Dear WII, I lie way too much. It ends up alienating people I care about, especially when my lies get malicious, which usually happens when I get drunk. I also drink too much. What should I do?

This immediately brought to mind an area in which I have special expertise: intentionality. 

Let's start with the basics. What is intentionality? I define it like this:

Intentionality, noun: The power of a certain conscious mental-heart-based [interconnective] quality of belief, desire, or hope, or despair [in more melancholic types], in conjunction with clearly defined [see Merriam Webster] purposivity, which indicates outcomes in the direction toward some kind of object or property, or perhaps a state of affairs or other entity.

The word derives from the Latin intentio, which in turn derives from the verb intendere, so it's a very cultured word with a historical background.

The main thing to keep in mind, though, is that "intentionality" means the exact same thing as "intention." Basically it's a deeper, more professional way of talking about goal setting.

I have been setting intentions personally for more than forty years and professionally for a long time as well, so I am really good at it. They don't call me "well-intentioned" for nothing. When clients come to me with problems, intentionality is the first tool I pull out of my nonliteral toolbox.

In the case of the question I received this morning, here is my advice:

What you need is more intentionality. If you intended to tell the truth it would be much easier to avoid lying. Once you stop lying so much, your drinking should ease up as well. You might consider setting intentions around your drinking too, though.

As you can see from this example, intentionality is about creative problem solving. I've been setting intentions almost every day for many years now, and as a result my problems are much more interesting and creative.

If you don't believe me, I suggest you try it for yourself. How creative are your problems? How might intentionality better serve those problems and lead the way toward greater abundance? Food for thought.

Newer and better orgasms

A client of mine recently asked how he might improve his orgasms:

"When I have an orgasm it feels amazing, like an all-over-my-body good feeling that I enjoy a lot and want to make happen again. However, I have read that my orgasms can be even better. What can I do to have the extra-amazing, more top-of-the-line orgasms I deserve?"

This is an excellent question and one that I get asked all the time.

For starters I reassured the client (in case there was any doubt in his mind, though I don't think there was) that he is not in any way missing the point. His dissatisfaction makes sense: he works hard for his orgasms and is entitled to the best ones available.

I reminded him how natural it is for humans to endeavor to improve upon inherently outstanding natural processes. This defines us: we are all, in our own unique ways, working toward greater, more top-notch peak experiences. Why settle for the top of the mountain? Heaven is higher up, above the mountain. Keep climbing!

To that end I suggested he enhance his orgasm experiences through breath work, scrotal massage, and by taking 15 mg of organic moose placenta daily.

(Note: I recommend Platinum Orgasm™, which is 2000% pure and features a whipped, creamy texture perfect for use in smoothies.)

After purchasing a six-month supply of Platinum Orgasm™ moose placenta, my client promised to keep me updated on the incredibleness of his orgasms. Within a few days he ought to be experiencing new and higher realms of sexual enjoyment, thereby enhancing his own happiness and well-being, which will then ripple outward and spread more happiness and well-being to the whole earth, because that's how orgasms work cosmically.

Stay tuned!

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It is with a deep and intentional gratitude that I presence my writing of this blog. As an empath and old soul, and through a process of profound soulful resonance, I encourage others to seek their own deep wisdom intuitively, with self-compassion, and with an inward emphasis on their life's achievements, whether dietary, sexual, or spiritual, in order to deeply enhance their personal and professional resonance and attain goals. In order to make a difference in as many lives as possible, I provide my special blend of empathically pure advice only as I am guided to do so, by divine timing, so that my suggestions are received with abundance to make a lasting impact on the energies of the people with whom I work. I believe in inclusivity and accept not only old souls but also middleaged souls as well as a limited number of baby souls as my schedule allows. Facing a crisis and need a little wisdom? Just ask. I'm here to help with my distinctive and refreshing blend of unprovoked and well-intentioned counsel unburdened by nuance or context and virtually void of deep significance.

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